racial jokes not meant to offend anyone just a good laugh

acurals209

SYNDICATE 4 EVR
well i hope u guys dont get offended easy and get all butt hurt but i tough we needed some funny stuff tired of hearing bad news so if u get offended easy dont read and move on.

im meexican so ill post some of my favorites of my race and others u guys can also post ur fav if ud like to share.

1.why dosent mexico have an olympic team ?? because everyone that can jump , swim, or run, are already over here.

2. why do mexicans make tamales for christmas? so they can have something to unwrap every christmas

3. what did the vato say to his house when it fell on him??? hey homes get off me

4.A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees the little girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs Over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeds in killing the dog and Saving the girls live. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves a little girl's life" But I am not a New Yorker! Oh, then it will say in newspapers in the morning: "Brave American saves a little girl's life" But I am not an American. I am Pakistani! The next day the newspapers say: "Islamic extremist kills American dog. Connections to terrorist network are possible.

5. what are 3 things u can't give a black man??? a fat lip, a black eye, and a job
 

1329itr00

Type R
haha tahts funny... i'm italian and my friend emailed me some italian ones before i'll get them up tonight
 

acurals209

SYNDICATE 4 EVR
Ominous G2 said:
Where are the white people jokes?
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their on there way trust me. heres one more what do you get when u cross a black man with a mexican
someone to lazy to steal
 

acurals209

SYNDICATE 4 EVR
Why Do White People Go To Black Peoples Garage Sale's??? To Buy Their Stuff Back

What Do Blk Kids Get For Their Birth Day Ur Kids Bike

What The Most Confussing Day Im Harlem ??? Fathers Day


Whats Cubas National Anthem??? Row Row Row Ur Boat

How Do U Baby Sit A Blk Baby ???? U Wet Their Lips And Stick Them To The Wall
 

teggyls

STREET SAMURAI
ok a black guy and a rican are in a car whose drivng??? the cops the rican and black are in the back seat
what do you call a group of black ppl sky diving........... air polution
more im just to tired to think
 

AirBrcak

BALLLLLIIINNNN !
This ones a bit dirty but I read some dirty ones as wel..
what do you a call a mix bettween a black person and a vietnamese?
..VINEGAR

u know ur a redneck when u go to ur family reunion looking for ur wife...

you know you're trailer trash when...
the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse
...lmao
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integrayean

inline4 whore
What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A Basketball player.

What do you call a bunch of blacks falling down a hill?
A mudslide.

Why dont black women wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies off the chicken.

Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee grows.

Why are black women like bicycles?
They give out free rides.
 

ltrain

New Member
why dosent mexico have an olympic team ?? because everyone that can jump , swim, or run, are already over here.

funniest 1 hands down haha
 

TegSox

Super Duper Moderator
How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
Throw 'em a basketball. <---I think that one's from Full Metal Jacket.

How do you kill a black man?
Hide his welfare check under his work boots.

We're so bad :suprise:
 

speedin

The Transporter
TegSox said:
How do you kill a black man?
Hide his welfare check under his work boots.

We're so bad :suprise:
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hahaha, love that one.

ok, black man goes into a strip club and puts a $5 in the stripers thong.
a chineze guy says "ill beat that" and slips a $20 in her thong.
then a white guy says "ill beat you all" slides his credit card between the stripers ass cheeks and takes the $25
 
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