"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes." -- unknown
"I saw a homeless guy sitting on the sidewalk, yammering to himself, and repeatedly punctuating his remarks with, 'You know what I'm sayin'? You know what I'm sayin'?' And I thought, For God's sake, the man is talking to himself! If he doesn't know what he's saying, who would?" -- George Carlin
"If sparks don't fly, your ride's too high..." -- somewhere on H-T
"The problem with going with the flow is that you might wind up getting sucked down the drain." -- unknown
"All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another." -- Anatole France
"THE OPTIMIST: 'I have no friends, no family, no money, no food, no job, no credit, no luck, no hope, and no future. However, I do have matches, toothpicks, chewing gum, paper clips, rubber bands, shoelaces, and Scotch Tape. Maybe things aren't so bad." -- George Carlin
"Why do they put a suicide watch on certain death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, managed to take a drug overdose. They rushed him to the hospital, saved his life, then brought him back to the prison and killed him. Apparently, just to piss him off." -- George Carlin
