jmsburke1
New Member
i figured i would start a thread about stories and funny stuff that has happen that is involving complete noobs. no im not bashing or picking fun of them because at one point im sure you were a noob at one but some of the stuff they say or do is hilarious. i'll start off by explaining what this guy did in my auto tech class today.
while out on break this kid was standing next to his car. it was a late 80s corolla that was slammed to the ground wheels tucked and all. for a toyota it was prettly clean. i figured i would compliment him on his build. after talking to him for about a minute i realize that hes a complete noob and bought the car built. he opens the hood and tells me that its boosted because it has a short ram intake....there's no turbo and i correct him of that and explain to him that its not turbo. then he tells me that hes going to camber his back wheels when he gets new tires. i dont know why he wants to camber it and i didnt ask i just let it go and figured he would learn someday. at this time i lost interest in him talking about his car and start talking to the only girl in the class. And then during class we had to change the oil on a gmc truck, our teacher figured it would be a group project since no one brought any projects in yet. he asked who has never changed the oil on a car and the noob was the only one who raised his hand. the teacher then tells him that he'll change the oil and everyone else will help him if needed. at this point im laughing on the inside, the kid has no idea what hes doing and takes him about an hour to change the oil with us helping him and now he knows how to change oil.
i thought it was funny and a fewer others in class got a good laugh out of it too but he'll soon learn.
feel free to share any noob stories that made you laugh.
while out on break this kid was standing next to his car. it was a late 80s corolla that was slammed to the ground wheels tucked and all. for a toyota it was prettly clean. i figured i would compliment him on his build. after talking to him for about a minute i realize that hes a complete noob and bought the car built. he opens the hood and tells me that its boosted because it has a short ram intake....there's no turbo and i correct him of that and explain to him that its not turbo. then he tells me that hes going to camber his back wheels when he gets new tires. i dont know why he wants to camber it and i didnt ask i just let it go and figured he would learn someday. at this time i lost interest in him talking about his car and start talking to the only girl in the class. And then during class we had to change the oil on a gmc truck, our teacher figured it would be a group project since no one brought any projects in yet. he asked who has never changed the oil on a car and the noob was the only one who raised his hand. the teacher then tells him that he'll change the oil and everyone else will help him if needed. at this point im laughing on the inside, the kid has no idea what hes doing and takes him about an hour to change the oil with us helping him and now he knows how to change oil.
i thought it was funny and a fewer others in class got a good laugh out of it too but he'll soon learn.
feel free to share any noob stories that made you laugh.