jeepers94
93 Integra GS
First off, I totally wish I had my camera or phone today so all of you could enjoy this car. Anyways, It all started when I stopped at the gas station on my way home from school and wasn’t in the best mood. I went in the station to prepay and get a mountain dew. I was standing in line (about 5 people back) when the guy behind me starting talking to me. This is how it went.
Him: Hey bro is that your piece of shit Honda out there?
Me: No, I have the red Acura.
Him: Come on bro whatever, same diff.
Me: whatever
Him: Man you should just take that shit back to China where it came from. I would totally kick your ass in a race with my hemi.
Me: Actually my car is Japanese, but you’re right you would beat me with a hemi.
Him: Damn straight bro.
After a few awkward seconds it was my turn to pay, after I walked outside and saw a fairly nice charger and didn’t really think anything else about it. But then as I rounded the corner to my car I saw it. The funniest thing in the world. Try to picture this. The brightest yellow PT Cruiser with one flat black racing stripe down the passenger side of the car. It had a freaking wing on that back that stuck up about a foot off the car and had those cheap “spinner” plastic hubcaps on it. I later found out it had a muffler that was so annoying and sounded like it was a whining bee that was buzzing real loud. If that wasn’t bad enough, painted down the side on the back of the car was the word “HEMI”. It was the funniest thing I had ever seen. It was just like you would see on the old and new hemi chargers and challengers. As I laughed to myself and started pumping my gas, the guy from inside came around the corner and headed to this car. At this point I didn’t know what to say. Then our conversation continued.
Him: See bro I told you my car rocked. What do you think of it bro?
Me: (holding back from laughing) Me, I think it looks stupid and you wasted your money.
Him: All of you import retards are all alike. You love to support china. You need to do like me and buy a car that’s made in the states.
Me: I said my car is from Japan and your car isn’t from the states it’s made in Mexico.( I stopped the pump and got ready to get in my car and leave)
Him: Bullshit, my car is Chrysler which is American.
Me: Ok, cya
Him: Wait, why don’t we have a quick race just for fun, to prove America is better than China.
Me: ( I decided not to remind him again about Japan) nah, I got to go thanks though.
I got back in my car and started heading home, but about 3 or 4 miles down the road he caught up to me and started riding my bumper. He was pissing me off so I started driving slower. I got ready to turn left and got ready to get on the expressway. Waiting at the light he pulled up next to me and signaled for me to roll down my window. I tried to ignore him but he kept honking. I rolled down the window and he said “come bro just a quick race to the 4th exit”. I told him “no” and he said come on little bro just race me.” As we rounded the corner and stopped at the next set of lights before the entrance I finally got to the point where he was pissing me off. I finally told him alright if he would shut up and leave me alone. He started revving the engine and all you could here was a high pitched squeal. As soon as the light turned I floored it and as we reached the entrance he backed off and got behind the car behind me. As soon as I got down the ramp I got over in the left lane and kept going about 85-90. Once he was finally on the expressway he never caught up. He was about 5-6 cars lengths behind me until we got to the 4th exit and he quickly got off.
Like I said it was the craziest and funniest day I have ever had and I will definitely start carrying a camera with me in my car. I just wish you guys could have seen how ridiculous his car looked.
Him: Hey bro is that your piece of shit Honda out there?
Me: No, I have the red Acura.
Him: Come on bro whatever, same diff.
Me: whatever
Him: Man you should just take that shit back to China where it came from. I would totally kick your ass in a race with my hemi.
Me: Actually my car is Japanese, but you’re right you would beat me with a hemi.
Him: Damn straight bro.
After a few awkward seconds it was my turn to pay, after I walked outside and saw a fairly nice charger and didn’t really think anything else about it. But then as I rounded the corner to my car I saw it. The funniest thing in the world. Try to picture this. The brightest yellow PT Cruiser with one flat black racing stripe down the passenger side of the car. It had a freaking wing on that back that stuck up about a foot off the car and had those cheap “spinner” plastic hubcaps on it. I later found out it had a muffler that was so annoying and sounded like it was a whining bee that was buzzing real loud. If that wasn’t bad enough, painted down the side on the back of the car was the word “HEMI”. It was the funniest thing I had ever seen. It was just like you would see on the old and new hemi chargers and challengers. As I laughed to myself and started pumping my gas, the guy from inside came around the corner and headed to this car. At this point I didn’t know what to say. Then our conversation continued.
Him: See bro I told you my car rocked. What do you think of it bro?
Me: (holding back from laughing) Me, I think it looks stupid and you wasted your money.
Him: All of you import retards are all alike. You love to support china. You need to do like me and buy a car that’s made in the states.
Me: I said my car is from Japan and your car isn’t from the states it’s made in Mexico.( I stopped the pump and got ready to get in my car and leave)
Him: Bullshit, my car is Chrysler which is American.
Me: Ok, cya
Him: Wait, why don’t we have a quick race just for fun, to prove America is better than China.
Me: ( I decided not to remind him again about Japan) nah, I got to go thanks though.
I got back in my car and started heading home, but about 3 or 4 miles down the road he caught up to me and started riding my bumper. He was pissing me off so I started driving slower. I got ready to turn left and got ready to get on the expressway. Waiting at the light he pulled up next to me and signaled for me to roll down my window. I tried to ignore him but he kept honking. I rolled down the window and he said “come bro just a quick race to the 4th exit”. I told him “no” and he said come on little bro just race me.” As we rounded the corner and stopped at the next set of lights before the entrance I finally got to the point where he was pissing me off. I finally told him alright if he would shut up and leave me alone. He started revving the engine and all you could here was a high pitched squeal. As soon as the light turned I floored it and as we reached the entrance he backed off and got behind the car behind me. As soon as I got down the ramp I got over in the left lane and kept going about 85-90. Once he was finally on the expressway he never caught up. He was about 5-6 cars lengths behind me until we got to the 4th exit and he quickly got off.
Like I said it was the craziest and funniest day I have ever had and I will definitely start carrying a camera with me in my car. I just wish you guys could have seen how ridiculous his car looked.