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  1. Captain Obvious

    Gauge Cluster 96

    The internet, an outlet for the socially incompetent, and ability for them to live 'interesting lives'. All of a sudden a variable has been introduced in the form of an alleged 'female' with low self value, and apparently a boyfriend who lacks in the ability to produce enough attention to...


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    No name coilovers for $28

    Chances are, he'll just deal with it to not look like an idiot... And I know what you're thinking, "He already looks like an idiot!" - yes, true. But he doesn't think he is an idiot, yet; so posting that he did fuck up, would be calling to the fact that he accepts that he's an idiot and...
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    can anyone tell me if i can turbo my engine

    He's asking, in different font, size, and color, if his engine is healthy enough for boost as-is, without making any modifications to the stockblock and head, while not bothering to check his spelling - which further complicates things in terms of people taking him seriously or having the mental...
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    rnhib25's NHBP dc4 progress

    Because Ricecar
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    2012 Offical Mugshots!!!!

    OGstackadolla, master of all things sarcastic! Let me break this down for you, Cody; it seems there may be some confusion. When OGstackadolla asked if you wear your pants lower than the acceptable amount, he was actually using sarcasm, which is "The use of irony to mock or convey contempt"...
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    ^.^Anything Goes Chat for Noobies!^.^

    This aims to amuse from the simple fact that Ryan is very skinny in comparison to Patrick, but possesses at least 43% more skill in his respected form of martial arts
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    Post Pics of Local Ricers

    What OG has done here is while posting several pictures of cars that are overwhelmed with modifications that are not socially acceptable, known as 'rice' among the community, he cleverly slipped in a car that is not 'rice' and is in fact a vehicle that anyone on this site would own. JemmieN...
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    O.o

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  9. Captain Obvious

    Whats Your Occupation??

    I travel the interwebs making sure no joke goes unexplained.
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    Funny picture thread

    Back again, no worries! Mr. Stackadolla was referring to a large females issue of finding a willing participant in sexual relations, and followed that by implying that if a large bodied female were to find a willing participant; she would be more apt to perform sexual acts better than that of...


  11. Captain Obvious

    Does strut bars help?

    Mr. Line was cleverly voicing his displeasure with the verbiage you used in "Sick I'm getting some sick freshy ones for 50 bucks both of them", and furthermore calling into question the level of intelligence you may posses. The amusement comes in later with your reply to Mr. Line in which it...
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    Fuel injector help

    People are expressing their immediate displeasure with a new user because he lacks the proper sentence structure required to make an intelligent statement. They reference another user, El Tigre, because he has a similar sentence structure using descriptions like, "how i do my LS more fast"...
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    Last time I am ever leaving my car outside...

    What happened here is the OP cleverly took advantage of the current date, being April 1st, which is April Fool's Day, and convinced the rest of the members that his car was illegally removed from his possession - all the while knowing that his car is safely resting at his place of residence
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