Vtak.
Why should I have to wait for my car to spool up so f***in high just to get a "surge" of power. I want it now.
Emissions
Mustangs
Subi's
Anything Ford
Beaners, for what they did to my car (see Sig pic)
Tyler, cuz his car sits so high
Cole, cuz his sits lower than mine
Women, cuz they don't give it up as often as we want it, and wonder why we look at other women. I only look cuz I need a few donations for my "spank bank".
Foreign people, speak my language or go the f*** home!!!!
My black clientele, no, I won't give you a discount on your shoes just cuz you want one. Saying "what up nigga" to me and acting chill doesn't make me want to give you my discount. We're not tight. We're not "homies". No, I won't trade you an 1/8th of weed for those $100 air max's. No, we don't take the food stamp card as payment.(this has actually been asked). Watch your mouths, saying "nigga" in front of a 6yr old isn't cool. I'm not racist, but all of that just so happened to occur as I'm typing this.
Anyone who asks for my discount, refer to previous rant.
Snitches, they get stitches.
Ebay, your parts never fit!
Rapists, you're the scum of the universe.
My dad, he keeps trying to video chat with me now that he has a 4g phone. I'm 22, let me go.....
People that do things I do cuz they think its cool. News flash, it's only cool when I do it. You just look like an idiot doing it.
Dikes, I like lesbians, but when you dress like a man, I'm going to treat you like one, bro.
People that are uptight about anything about them that's not normal. You have a bunch of tats, I'm going to ask about them. You are a woman who is bald, I'm going to ask why, unless you have cancer, that I respect and understand. But if you're going to do something that draws attention, don't be mad when I show that attention and ask questions. You brought it on yourself.
Random noises from my car, I always think its a rod knock.
That's just off the top, there's ten pages worth if I really had time.
/rant.