Bike talk: Motorcycle/Scooter chat thread!

[94RS]

:rolf: Probably. It's mainly machine shops I go to. Even the plating shop keeps going through people.

 

[R13]

That's part of my bret michaels lookin' ass problem :lol: Your average looking fuckstick gets a job, does a shit job, gets fired, then that happens a few times and no one wants to hire my shady looking lanky ass to start with :rolf:

 

[94RS]

Half of the people where I work don't speak English, the other half shouldn't be seen in daylight, or are bigger assholes than we are :rolf:

 

[R13]

But do they look like as big of a douche as I do?

:rolf:

 

[94RS]

Shouldn't be seen in daylight....

 

[R13]

:rolf:

Should stick to the old industrial buildings turned into bars and dimly lit with colored stage lights and lazer beams

 

[superhypered]

So I bought a new bike, CB1000R. My shop price for five year extended warranty and three years priority maintenance is retarded cheap, so I have six years of warranty, six years of tire and wheel protection, and three years of maintenance (six services). Torque as f***

 

[94RS]

:rolf: Those things have less torque than a stock Sportster.

 

[superhypered]

I'm only talking about the CB, and what are you even citing? I just checked, Sportster is 72.9 @ 4.3k rpm and CB1000R is 73.8 @ 8k rpm. Not to mention 123 hp at 10k rpm vs the Sportster with 67.7 @ 5.7k rpm

 

[94RS]

Factory specs don't mean shit.... We might as well say a non-VTEC Integra puts 140hp to the wheels because Honda rated them at 140hp. :roll:

 

[94RS]

Here ya go, and don't even try to give me that "but that's for a 2011" shit. They've changed nothing since then.

Stock Sporty 48.

CB makes less torque than a stock Sportster.




I'm ready for excuses.

 

[R13]

:rolf:

 

[94RS]

If you notice, nothing was ever said again about the RC390 or adjusting his suspension....


Probably gonna be the same with this.

 

[R13]

We're just a bunch of Harley fags, we don't deserve a reply. :lol:

 

[94RS]

My "Harley" is torquier and weighs less than that CB1k... :rolf: